Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

dickupine

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

dickpiece

1. Cock or penis, of the male sex organs the penis
2. The same as calling someone a dick.

1. That bitch kicked him in the dickpiece.
2. Come on man...you have my money, don't be a fucking dickpiece.

by Anarchyman99 January 9, 2008

Dickipedia

A collection of dickpics that every girl recives during her liftime in correspondence with males.

Girl opens her Viber message.
"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"

by Dunjamunja July 7, 2018

Dickiedoo

Is a big belly that overlaps a males penis .

What’s a dickiedoo ? It’s when your belly stick out more than your dick do .

by Hollow tip lipstick June 16, 2018

dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.

I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.

by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021