Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.
I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
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When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
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Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth
Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter
In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.
Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches
Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth
Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter
In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.
Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches
Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.
Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.
Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.
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Get the Poopy Dickums mug.After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.
Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.
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see also: lingua-loser
see also: lingua-loser
Larry: Jeebus! look at this word! It's not even a word, it's a 3 word phrase - what a stretch.
Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
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Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
boink!
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