dickbreeze

When you do the helicopter dick and a slight breeze comes from it, that's dickbreeze. It can also refer to any kind of breeze-like air current generated by a dick.

"It was hot last night, but fortunately, Will was kind enough to cool me down with some dickbreeze by performing a kick ass helicopter dick."

by Muffindiddler July 4, 2018

dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020

dicktweed

A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.

Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.

"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."

"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."

by Natalie Horler September 3, 2006

dickterest

When your sexual desires intersect with another.

Shep saw a girl across the room and knew she wanted to butt chug. It was dickterest.

Apparently it’s in poor taste to want to fuck your friend’s Fiancé. Talk about some dickterest.

by LakeBitch August 9, 2019

conflict of dicktrest

When you're getting that good good so good, that your delulu becomes your trululu, which becomes your solulu.

Chris and Ian brought Moriah into their beef, but Liz called shade because of her conflict of dicktrest with Ian: They've been shagging for six months as a mutual rebound.

by bo$$a$$bitch290596 March 15, 2024