dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.

by Bdamn December 19, 2010

DickTits

When a girl has dicks growing where they should have tits, hence dicktits. If you haven't seen dicktits, you don't wanna. It can be used as in the definition or as any other way you want.

Hey, dicktits.

Did you see those dicktits?

This is fuckin' dicktits!

DickTits!!!

by sdot91 August 18, 2010

Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014

Dicktits

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

dicktit

a person who disrespects you in any form or matter.

dont be such a dicktit gina.

by fabio gussini February 26, 2009

dicktits

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

by Hiva November 27, 2004