Dicktised

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

by twinkle k March 14, 2009

Dickalish

When a person giggles when smacking them with a dick

Timmy is so dickalish he laughed so hard when I hit him with a giant dildo dick

by Kkunecz March 31, 2020

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004

dicktable

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

by gggromit May 14, 2014

Dickballstitsshitpisscunt

A common misconception of the word dickballscuntcockshitpiss.

The mongrols continued calling my dickballscuntcockshitpiss a dickballstitsshitpisscunt and their stupidity was starting to piss me off.

by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

Dickalis

A loser type person, some dumb prick-type. A general jerk. Not to be confused with "Dickhead", although "Dickalis" of course is rooted in the word "Dick."

"That guy that asks stupid questions is a Dickalis."

by EG May 15, 2003

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013