Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

Dickslinger

The version of "sword fighting" with 2 or more gay cowboys in assless chaps.

We were riding the trails on horseback and came across a few dickslingers.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 18, 2020