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A girl is blowing you outside and its really cold. While mid-job she pulls away and it's so cold outside that her spit freezes and when she gets back to work her tongue gets stuck to your meat. Great Success
Zoe was blowing Tyler in the igloo and when she paused to scratch her balls dicksicle occurred and coach was salty. And so was Zoe soon after.
by Sanchaclauze June 5, 2010
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chocolate dicksicle

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.
I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.
by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011
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Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"
by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011
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Dicksicle

When a man is so cold, his penis is almost literally ice. Also called "snowballs." Opposite of clitsicle (see clitsicle).
"Holy fuck, it's so cold, I'm sporting a massive dicksicle."
by Kat Rae December 13, 2014
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Dicksicle

When one freezes their dick and shoves it in a heated Gine to bring it back to a regular temp
My girlfriend got my dicksicle last night.
by Mar looks like Gally February 28, 2017
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dicksicle

A person who acts like a dick and has a stick up their ass.
That guy/gal is being a real dicksicle.
by devil's butter knife April 12, 2021
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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