Dickpressed 

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

Dickpressed by HILL$ June 9, 2018

Dickpressed 

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.

Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him

Dickpressed by Fufuuu August 19, 2022

Dickpressed 

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years

Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed

Dickpressed by Mikeduk November 4, 2022

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

dickpress

a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

dickpress by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

Diepressed 

When you're suicidal and depressed at the same time.

Theraphist: So,you're depressed in the past?
Me:Yeah,now I'm Diepressed.

Diepressed by EvilUnfaith January 12, 2019