Dickpression

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

by Imtotallyfetchh November 02, 2017

dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 13, 2018

dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 26, 2017

dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

by yourkneedhasarrived November 09, 2016

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

depression small dick sad unsatisfied one night stand tiny dick syndrome blue bean TDS

Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar February 03, 2016

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 02, 2023

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks May 08, 2018