dickmania

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

Italian dickanolli

Where the boy sticks his Dick in a canolli shell full of whipped cream and gets the girl to suck it off for him

I want to an Italian dickanolli tonight

by Jiare March 21, 2017

Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

Dickan

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.

He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao

by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020

The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

by Zaluh November 29, 2013