dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

Dickmom

When someone is acting like a dick and sounding like a mom in forums or RL. Also someone who does it for the money and does it for the dick

Internet Person 1: *insert offensive language*.

Internet Person 2: Whoa, watch your language, this is a forum not a poopdeck. So get off this forum board while I suck some dick.
Internet Person 3: WHOA !? DICKMOM MUCH?

by onlyZ**I January 20, 2011

Dickophobia

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.

Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!

by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006