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Nickleback

Shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-fucking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of Creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with shitty Christian lyrics.
"Hey sexy, I've got tickets to see Hinder, Blue October, and Finger Eleven..."

"Eww! Nicklebacks suck!" (Maces him and lights his mullet on fire)
by Pawelsky March 22, 2008
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Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick
omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night
by Breelynn November 13, 2009
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nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
by Edders1 September 14, 2013
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Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.
I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys
by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021
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Pickleback

The most famous pickle in the world and star of the facebook fan page "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?" The answer was a resounding yes, as Pickleback surpassed the Canadian trash rock band Nickelback in the early morning of Friday, February 19, 2010 by amassing over 1.4 million fans on just its 16th day in existence. This day shall be known henceforth as Pickleback Day.
Guy 1: "Nickelback is the worst band I have ever heard."
Guy 2: "Anytime I hear Chad Kroeger I get so angry I want to punch a baby in the mouth."
Guy 1: "I don't even like the taste of pickles, but I am a fan of Pickleback because they don't play god awful terrible music."
by sivman17 February 19, 2010
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dickback

n, A game in which the objective is to place your penis upon someone else's back.
v tr, To participate in the aforementioned game.
ex1; A nude beach is the perfect place for dickback.
ex2; I was doing push ups when my friend dickbacked me.
by Metcalfistan September 26, 2010
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tickleback

Sexual act during which a female sits atop her partner (gender irrelevant, though originally adopted by partners of opposite sexes) who is on all fours, being ridden like a horse. The female stimulates her clitoris by gyrating upon the raised bumps of the spine.
Yeah, she went for a tickleback last night, my back was soaking.
by Daniel sykes April 5, 2008
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