Dickfished

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles
He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!
by Le_mobi June 13, 2017
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Dickfish

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021
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dickfish

Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.
D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.
by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 09, 2017
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Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.
by Karthief July 28, 2011
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Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.
Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.
by legendaryaura February 27, 2020
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dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.
Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.
by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009
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Dickfisher

Female Version.
A girl who is on the prowl and looking for some action. Though she comes on strong, the night may or may not culminate in rowdy sex- depends on how much of a tease she is.

Also a verb expressing the actions of a Dickfisher.
noun.

Emily: After a few drinks Eliza turns into a straight up dickfisher.
Emma: I know! She is probably the horniest drunk I know.

Verb.
"Look at that girl rubbin' up on Jason. That is some prime dickfishin' if i've ever seen it."
by Ick-Tik December 29, 2009
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