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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
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McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.
by Annamul March 13, 2009
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I was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on African Slave Trading with my dick using my brand new Dick Fingers.
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To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"
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