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dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 21, 2009
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dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.
Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!
by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015
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dickblaster

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.
by matrixx1 May 29, 2010
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Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.
During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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Dickbater

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."
by EddekCreature September 4, 2016
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Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.
"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."
by EddekCreature September 3, 2016
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