Dickline

Declining a request or proposition without a reasonable cause and the sole intention of being a dick.

"Mark, can you hand me the ketchup?"
"Afraid not, Johnny boy."
"Man. Way to dickline."

"Melanie, could you keep it down please? I have an important test tomorrow."
"I'm going to have to dickline on that one."

by nevarine March 26, 2019

Dickcipline

The willpower to not bed a woman instantly even though you want to ravage her soft, supple body like a wild animal ripping through animal flesh.

This girl stayed at my place last night and we were making out but I totally practiced good dickcipline. I didn't know I had it in me. I must like her.

by Pucas Leters December 9, 2008

dickupine

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

dickableness

The scale used to rate attractive girls (or guys if you're gay) in the sense of how likely you would be to have sex or give them a good dickn' if the opportunity were to arise.

Sure my mom looks good for her age but on a scale of 1 to 100 her dickableness is probably only like 25, 26 at the most.

by Omnipotent Hobo February 4, 2014

dickaplin

to discipline a woman by slaping her in the face with your penis, usually done during sexual intercourse

That's in woman, get over here so I can dickaplin ya!

by Drache Von Stahl July 10, 2003

dickapointed

disappointed of dick.

"I tried guys but i was always dickapointed."

by Lina Linton November 3, 2013