Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.

Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

by Andypal September 7, 2010

distraction dance

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020