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dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.
Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.
by jwgrooves October 11, 2010
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Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too
by Scottrude May 27, 2010
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Dicknob

Shut up, dicknob!
by ????? November 19, 2003
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dicknob

Refrence to a male to abuse them because they have genital herpes or genital warts.
Yo dicknob go wash ur balls!
by rajesh kumar February 25, 2007
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Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth
*r4pe joke*
You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”
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