dickfart

the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME

these are the characteristics of a DICKFART

- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES

before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/

by Chanelliepooh February 7, 2008

Dickfart

somebody who is the asshole,mean, Annoying, rude, dickhead

Stop being a dickfart !!!!!!!! Don’t be a dickfart!!!!!!!

by Yes I would like to be online August 6, 2020

Dickfart

From anal sex the taker pushes air into the givers urethra either by accident or on purpose from "fart choking "(look it up)
It gets trapped for a bit.
He squeezez his dick and it farts.
If he gets shit up his japs eye it can ACT like a little shit bullet from a dick fart gun.
No need to thank me.

Jonny shot my back with a little shit after he pulled out and dickfarted.

by 11pumpkin83 June 17, 2022

DickFart

The process of which air passes through the male reproductive system - Synonyms: Dickhead, Dickwod

You are such a dickfart

by idkwhattonameme1 June 26, 2023

Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

dick fart

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dickfast

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.

We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.

by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007