Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Dick Pickerell

When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.

Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.

by Slick Dick Ricky January 30, 2018

dick pick

Cock block. See cock block

I was gonna fuck Sherlie last night, but Jake was a dumbass and fucking dick picked me.

by El_Duderino96 December 6, 2011

Dick pick

A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.

We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there

by dont4geturjackiet March 19, 2017

Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.

“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”

by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022

dick pick

basically a toothpick but it's for your tip.

there was some cum on my tip, so i used a dick pick to get it out !

by Youngboyonpornhub June 16, 2023