blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so

Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem

by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014

dick binder

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.

When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.

by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008

binder dick

Drawing a penis on a beer coaster in a bar and labeling it "binder dick"

Every time I put my drink down, the coaster they gave me had a binder dick on it.

by poopdeckmop March 29, 2015

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020

Dickblind

When the dick is so big that the girl dosn't realize how ugly the guy is.

I saw that boy shes been fucking, she must be dickblind cause he fugly.

by TrapBenz August 14, 2016