Dickblind

When the dick is so big that the girl dosn't realize how ugly the guy is.

I saw that boy shes been fucking, she must be dickblind cause he fugly.

by TrapBenz August 14, 2016

Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

by Vau fan March 19, 2021

dickaliny

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

by j pin 24 May 26, 2016

Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickling

one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling

what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dickalingus

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickcline

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020