An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.
Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!
by MustangGT September 25, 2005

a man who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks his penis is so clean that he shouldn't have to or that his penis is "as clean as a whistle".
by hdw1973 May 7, 2010

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.
I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.
That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.
That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.
by Edapoe March 15, 2009

1. "We were gonna stop at Bill's gas station in Gooberville on the way to your house, but we whistle dicked right through that small town.
2. "His whistle dick attempt at a comeback was pathetic."
2. "His whistle dick attempt at a comeback was pathetic."
by anonymous12344321 August 18, 2005

by Mr fuzzywinkle July 31, 2019

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025
