towel dick

1. Someone who will fuck anything.

2. A dude who will fuck any girl regardless if she has an std.

Yo I heard Steve had a towel dick.
Yeah man Steve fucks mad bitches with his towel dick

by towel dick man October 29, 2011

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Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

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A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

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