dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016

Dick Whistle

a dick shaped whistle

hey i got a dick whistle for my bday

by MEB456 March 9, 2009

dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.

"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"

by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025

whistle dick

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

by DLE April 26, 2006

whistle dick

An insult directed at men tending to diminish or disparage. Also used at belittling their genitalia & manhood.

Hey whistle dick, can't you carry that by yourself?
Old whistle dick here couldn't get laid in a mortuary!!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

whistle dick

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.

I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.

by Edapoe March 15, 2009