Dick roll-up

Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.

I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.

by thedizzler March 7, 2007

dick-rolled

A play on Rick Roll, being dick-rolled is when what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a screen grab of Quinn Allman of The Used's dick.

I can't believe she dick-rolled us ALL!

by dan leslie April 6, 2008

Dick Roll`d

When one guy sends his friend a link disguised as a funny youtube video, or work document but actually contains gay porn.

Douche: Dude, open this link, its got the HAwttest girls on this site!
Sucker: Oh, ok. *click* AAAH!!MY RETINAS!!!
Douche: Dick Roll`d XD

by King KaRmA April 18, 2009

rolling dick

when you eat x and yourreally really fucked up. pretty much the same as "rolling balls" only where i come from we always said rolling

haha dude you fucking rolling dick

by jezebel marie August 28, 2006

egg roll dick

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.

Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.

by poop1234561 December 31, 2011

Dick Roll

When you give someone a misleading surprise dick-pic. Just like a Rick Roll but with a dick.

Emily asked for a picture of my car but I Dick Rolled her instead.

by YaBoi_V_ October 3, 2020

Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums

Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023