Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

by Cangt February 20, 2018

goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 13, 2010

Dick Necklace

An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.

Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.

Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.

by Allah Rackbar April 20, 2009

dick necking

Sneaking up on a buddy and drawing a dick on the back of his/her neck.

Man, you weren't paying attention... You deserved that dick necking!

by Rs696969 March 11, 2014