Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 5, 2016

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011

dick in the booty ass nigga

Someone who is acting like a flaming homosexual.

Taby is a dick in the booty ass nigga.

by moe money October 19, 2007

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Dick In The Exhaust

The act of putting your dick in the exhaust pipe located on the back of cars

person: Bro, my girlfriend didn't wanna have sex last night so i had to pull a Dick In The Exhaust

by cuntnugget9000 December 17, 2016

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

by ootsae May 15, 2005