Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.

ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick

by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long

He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!

by bonda_007 January 11, 2009

clit dick

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.

My neighbor has a clit dick.

by neieghbor October 18, 2010

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

Clit-R-Dick

When the clitorious hangs outside of the vaginal lips.

I was banging this chick last night, and she had a clit-r-dick.

by Sexsexsex69 September 29, 2010

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011