dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I jsut ate those dick chips right out of christian's pants

by fdhjaffa July 30, 2008

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021