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by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022
Get the Dick Boogersmug. by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019
Get the Dick boogermug. The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
Get the Dick boogermug.