(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
by Yopmail User August 31, 2022
n.- something you yell or say (to your dude friends) when you see a pretty woman walk by. the first person to call "dibs" on the woman "gets her" even though if you are playing this game she is obviously way out of your league.
v.- the act of calling dibs
- the act of dibsing
v.- the act of calling dibs
- the act of dibsing
n.- (girl walks by) DIBS!... this is normally by your manfriends either agreeing and respecting your dibs or getting extremely mad because they were just about to dibs the same woman.
v.- no dude, you cant have that! i already dibsed it!
v.- no dude, you cant have that! i already dibsed it!
by B1g R1ck October 20, 2009
One of the main characters from the cartoon Invader Zim. Dib is a young boy who dreams of being a paranormal investigator when he grows up, even though his father, a world-famous scientist, wants him to study 'real science'. When the alien Zim appears at his school with plans for world domination, Dib is often the only one who can stop him. Unfortunately, no one else realizes that Zim is an alien, so they all think that Dib is insane.
"Yeah, what's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!"
"He was using the belt sander... "
-- from "The Nightmare Begins"
"He was using the belt sander... "
-- from "The Nightmare Begins"
by Tash Dragon November 26, 2004
I have dibs on that girl over there!
by Steve December 29, 2003
A mini dab done with the thumb and index finger. Done when a dab is not appropriate or sufficient. Multiple dibs consecutively are not only permitted but encouraged.
Adam dabbed the other day and dislocated his shoulder, so now he does a dib for the sake of safety.
"dib dib dib"
"dib dib dib"
by dibdibdib February 19, 2018
The game played by young gentlemen in which you call 'dibs' on any young lady that takes your fancy. Players are limited to five 'dibs' per evening out. When a player calls 'dibs' he must also tap another player with varying degrees of force, depending on the amount of alcohol that has been consumed. Once a young lady has had 'dibs' called on her she becomes out of bounds for all other players for the entirety of the evening. Any player who flaunts this rule and continues to 'pull' a lady who has had 'dibs' called on her, must pay a suitable forfeit.
The only exception to this rule is when a player calls cardboard on a young lady who has had ‘dibs’ called on her. Players are limited to one ‘cardboard’ call per evening and this allows that player to ‘pull’ the afore mentioned young lady as well as the original ‘dibs’ caller. The young lady remains out of bounds for all other players.
The only exception to this rule is when a player calls cardboard on a young lady who has had ‘dibs’ called on her. Players are limited to one ‘cardboard’ call per evening and this allows that player to ‘pull’ the afore mentioned young lady as well as the original ‘dibs’ caller. The young lady remains out of bounds for all other players.
by Paul & Lee August 31, 2006