When your bowels are irritated and you pretty much vomit liquid shit out of your ass.
Main causes are bad food (fast food or foreign food) or illness.
This is a terrible symptom of gastroenterital problems, and makes you feel like your ass is on fire.
Main causes are bad food (fast food or foreign food) or illness.
This is a terrible symptom of gastroenterital problems, and makes you feel like your ass is on fire.
Finn was sitting in class, when suddenly ha stomach rumbled. He looked around, but everyone was focused on the Spanish lecture. Finn tried to ignore it, but his stomach gurgled again, and he knew he was going to have diarrhea.
He squeezed his butt checks together, in an adequate attempt to hold in the liquid shit threatening to erupt from his ass. After class, his girlfriend Brianna tried to catch up with him.
"Are you busy, Finn?" she asked with that sexy and seductive smile he loved so much. Finn nodded, in too much ass pain to speak. He made his way to the car, unaware that plenty of girls were staring at his ass, squeezed so it looked almost small.
When he got home, Finn barely had enough time to get to the porcelain pot before his diarrhea erupted. It was painful, like lava spewing out of his butt. The smell was like raw sewage, which it coincidentally was.
Finn was on the toilet for hours. Finally, his stomach was empty of the shitty mud, and he collapsed. It was 10 PM, and he was practically falling asleep in the putrid aroma of his own shit.
'God,' he thought. 'That Mexican food was not a good idea. I guess today wasn't the best lunch day.' Maybe tomorrow would be better.
The next day, Brianna approached him after school again. "You look perkier. You wanna come over to my place for some FUN?"
Oh yeah. Today was going to be much better.
He squeezed his butt checks together, in an adequate attempt to hold in the liquid shit threatening to erupt from his ass. After class, his girlfriend Brianna tried to catch up with him.
"Are you busy, Finn?" she asked with that sexy and seductive smile he loved so much. Finn nodded, in too much ass pain to speak. He made his way to the car, unaware that plenty of girls were staring at his ass, squeezed so it looked almost small.
When he got home, Finn barely had enough time to get to the porcelain pot before his diarrhea erupted. It was painful, like lava spewing out of his butt. The smell was like raw sewage, which it coincidentally was.
Finn was on the toilet for hours. Finally, his stomach was empty of the shitty mud, and he collapsed. It was 10 PM, and he was practically falling asleep in the putrid aroma of his own shit.
'God,' he thought. 'That Mexican food was not a good idea. I guess today wasn't the best lunch day.' Maybe tomorrow would be better.
The next day, Brianna approached him after school again. "You look perkier. You wanna come over to my place for some FUN?"
Oh yeah. Today was going to be much better.
by TDav284LuvsGlee June 23, 2015
by thadt7 April 11, 2020
WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide blast radius that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole.
BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha
BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha
OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY! NOT DIARRHEA!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco.
by Dr. Diarreha November 21, 2009
by rpsls April 02, 2009
The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.
Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
by Chris Pav January 06, 2007
by DesignerPancakes January 09, 2017
Person one: "AHHHHHHHHH HELPPP IM HAVING A MASSIVE DIARRHEA HUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
Person two: *hums loudly*
Person two: *hums loudly*