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deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...
by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
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Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.
The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.
by Don May 23, 2011
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Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha
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Man 2 - It was deadout
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Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008
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