They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood
A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood
A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
"Whose your favorite NHL team?"
"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"
"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"
by nick beyer May 31, 2009
"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 03, 2009
Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 17, 2019
Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.
by Dr.Cain April 14, 2006
One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008
NHL Ice hockey team.
Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)
Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)
Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?
Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey
Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey
by natalie298755 October 04, 2009