Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

by KennyLing January 23, 2017

Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.

Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.

Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.

I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.

by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016

made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.

Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert

by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013

just desserts

A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.

shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus

by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013

Destery Moore

An amazing guy who makes Youtube videos. He is from the channel 'desandnate' but eventually made a personal channel, 'CapnDesDes.' He's so attractive and hilarious, that all his female fans just want to have sex with him. Clearly one of the BEST YouTubers ever.

GIRL 1: "Did you see Destery Moore's new video?"

GIRL 2: "Yeah, it was called "Destery Gets a Blowjob from a Dolphin"

GIRL 1: "Man, that guy's a riot..."

GIRL 2: "I know. I don't understand what it is, but for some reason I just really want to have sex with him"

by OneOfHisFemaleFans September 18, 2010