Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.

I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.

Desserpes by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016

kim seokjin deserves better

only facts

"stop sleeping on hyung line! kim seokjin deserves better!"

kim seokjin deserves better by Yeontaestan March 10, 2018

deserves a medal

deserves a medal, (he or she)

A constant hard worker.

"You deserve a medal" is a commendation to someone for doing something oneself would not like to have done.

"Paul cleaned out the gutter for me, that man deserves a medal."

deserves a medal by Chika February 9, 2007

just desserts 

A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.

shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus

just desserts by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013

Desserped 

"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.

Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working

Desserped by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019

Bro deserves it 

Bro deserves, it has two meanings. the first meaning is literally what is says "Bro deserves it" so it means that someone deserves it. the other meaning is the complete opposite, so if there is something that is very annoying or pathetic for someone.

example 1: There was someone bullying my friend, so I gave him a taste of his own medicine, Bro deserves it.
example 2: I accidently cracked my phone screen this morning, Bro deserves it

Bro deserves it by Jargang soldier November 24, 2022

the hero that gotham deserves

A sarcastic put-down to someone who is boasting about a daring or supposedly heroic act.

"Yeah, I climbed all the way up that tree to save that poor little kitty-cat."

"Wow, you really are the hero that gotham deserves!"

the hero that gotham deserves by TheHeroThatGothamDeserves March 2, 2010