Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.

I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.

by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016

Desserped

"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.

Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working

by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019

Desserped

To be really happy About something great that’s actually not great

John: “I’m hella depressed, man. Karen left with my kids.”
Frank: “Nah, man, you’re actually desserped because you’re free from those little f*ckers.”

by BigboiFeds January 13, 2019

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020