Dess nons

massive retards from Toronto

yo low key fam, mad dess nons lurking styll. I speak normal at home and my moms would defaz the shit outta me if she heard me talking, but I talk like a dusty ass yute in the skreetz styll fam can't lie, walahi.

100% find these people at a mall or yonge and dundas square. Probably from a half decent home trying to act hard.

by bigsexy.org December 17, 2024

dess nauns

when a cyattie is just too desperate for something or just being weird in general

“oh that girl ___ ahlie? fam she’s a dess nauns”
“ fam all the girls at dis school are dess nauns”

by user843927482 January 7, 2025

Dessert shame

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Dessy

A girl that laughs weird at stupid things.can sometimes be an asshole.loves play fighting,flirts sometimes and loves basketball.also keeps love serious.

That girl is so dessy

by Guessthename June 15, 2018

dessertable

A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.

That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!

by Caveman111 December 28, 2011

Dessert Envy

Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.

Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.

by Egls July 24, 2015