despacito 2

New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA

I love Despacito 2.

by shoot nugget June 9, 2018

Square of Despair

While in prison, you are unwillingly taking it up the ass, having one shoved in your mouth and giving hand jobs to guys on either side of you.

Hey man, you hear about Lil' Pete getting the Square of Despair in the showers?

by Darth Zilla the Bob October 16, 2019

Ron DeSpandex

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!

I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.

"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

by no tea no shade just FACTS July 2, 2018

despacito 3

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2

i fucking love despacito 3

by massive willy July 8, 2018

despacito 69

A song created by drake and ninja in fortnite

Hey, have you heard despacito 69 yet?

by Aydenator331 June 15, 2018