Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

derma

Derma is a derivation of the term "Herma." Refers to a hermaphrodite with a slight leaning towards the female gender. Often used in conjunction with the term "herma."

Did you see that Herma Derma coming down the street

by Bdude13 September 25, 2007

deluminate

The opposite of illuminate.

To dim or "turn down" (as in lighting)

The room was too bright, so Jodi asked me to deluminate it.

by Reverend Sir Dope E. Fresh August 11, 2003

Deeum

/deet-em/
n. v. adj.

What isn't deeum? You can be a deeum, you can deeum, and you can feel like deeum. It can be used to describe any inner feeling. Using this word after any situation, no matter how bad, will instantly make the situation better. Your mom died? Deeum.

I'm about to deeum!
We had homework last night!? Deeum...
Dang! You're cute as deeum!

by Isaac's definitions March 20, 2019

Darum geht's nicht

It's a german phrase which was invented by Dr. Linus. He always uses it when he doesn't know what to do. It's like a home for him, where he's safe when he's in trouble. It's his everything.

Someone: "Which grade do you have in maths?"
Linus : "Darum geht's nicht."

by Luggas February 23, 2021

Dermie

The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."

by Jimmy Chungas August 27, 2008

Dermophobia

The fear of internet memes.

"Hey man, could you stop watching them dank memes? It triggers my dermophobia."

by KrisHeadtip March 8, 2019