Delching

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.

G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching

by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011

Dortching

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.

"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."

by Tedcankat May 6, 2013

Deutching

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.

Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."

by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013

Darching

When a man repeatedly hits his testicles wth a table tennis paddle until swollen, blistered and sore.

Huw's scrotum was a mess after an intense night of darching.

by Ruffleroo May 18, 2016

derchin

a sex position where smiley faces fuck each other until they both explode

did you see those smiley faces derchining lasst night!!!!!

by Liz Maser November 27, 2007

Derchin

When two smiley faces that have repeated mouths (:, =))))))))))))))), exetra) have sex until they explode

god did you see those smiley faces derchining

by Liz Maser November 29, 2007

drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.

we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004