A medical condition characterized by being incredibly derpy (aloof, ungainly, uncoordinated, unlucky, cattawompas or some other severely goofy affliction) to the point where it affects someone’s life significantly. Unlike Derptheria, the person with derpism is instrumental in derpyness.
Huell’s derpyness keeps them from traveling by car, nearly choked to death last time putting on the seatbelt.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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