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independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.
by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009
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Debtitude

You have so much gratitude towards someone that you are forever in debt.
Preston was cooler than Ben for like a week and he had all of these fun things to do. So now Ben is forever in debtitude for being able to participate.

Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.

Sam is indebtitude for his butt.

I will be indebtitude to you for putting lemon in my water.
by SouthernlyBrunch April 26, 2015
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Reptitude

1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*This word was created when Mike 'More Bi's' Miraglia challenged Chris 'One More Rep' Lynch that he couldn't do more weight on the triceps machine. He did, and did more reps than he initially planned to - reptitude was born. It has since become a way of life built on going above and beyond personal expectations in every facet of life - but specifically focused on those associated with the gym and/or lifting weights.

Other forms: Reptitudical (Verb); Reptituded (Past tense)

Synonyms: None Exist

Antonyms: Steve Serrano
1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!
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postcoital verbal derpitude

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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eptitude

"My verbal eptitude is amazing. U. r. pwned."
by Lizzzz May 24, 2005
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Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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destitude

Noun derived from destitute.
The vast destitude of cyberspace.
by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007
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