depressimistic

Depressing AND Pessimistic

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."

by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

Depressisode

An episode on television that is supposed to be comedic but turns out to be dark and depressing.

I was looking forward to 'The Office' this week, but it turned out to be a depressisode, this show blows now.

by Sven22 September 21, 2009

depressant

someone who, when seen or spoken to, illicits a downer affect on your mood and emotions.

I was in such a great mood until I talked to Brandi. She is such a depressant.

by Scroty-G October 6, 2009

depressment

when someone becomes very depressed and disappointed from a certain situation or event

“Did you hear that the Shawn Mendes concert tickets sold out?”
“Yes, it made me have major depressment”

by anamendes June 18, 2018

depressment

When something is depressing and disappointing at the same time.

“Did you see the game last night?”
“Yeah Cleveland loosing made me depressment.”

by $nowski June 16, 2018

Anti-Depressant Salesperson

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative

"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

by chatters44 May 27, 2009