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Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.
I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
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Home Depot

A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.
*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!
by Smatos November 12, 2019
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Dusty Depot

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Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma for the past 2 months
Sir: Oh boy! I can't wait to drop Dusty Depot!
by bl-asian June 1, 2018
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IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.
by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012
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fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.
e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005
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French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
by CR 2023 February 26, 2023
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cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009
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