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Delano, MN

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"
by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
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Delanny

A girl with the most beautiful brown eyes in the world, she's "fun sized", oh and she has really really nice hair also!! And she has a gorgeous smile, that makes you just want to kiss her. She gives the best hugs in the world!! Also, when she holds your hand, you dont feel like letting go... Overall she is the most beautiful and gorgeous girl in the world... :)
Delanny, is a unique name.
by thisonedude;) August 19, 2011
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Delina

Delina is a very kind wonderful person that I once loved and will always love, she has a smile that can light up the whole world without the sun, she never hesitates to make sure anyone is in a good mood, her voice as she speaks is so peaceful and her voice alone just calms you down when you are having a bad day. They are most beautiful human being sent from God that when they walked past you, they make you feel like you can be anything in life that you want to be. Delina is definitely my inspiration.❤️
Delina

Means born to be a queen and to inspire everything living thing I this world
by Born to rule March 22, 2021
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Delene

A very amazing girl, who is funny and very gorgeous, quiet when you first meet her, but when you get to know her... she is very talkative. She's very nice, and when you get closer, she will talk about anything, and keep everything a secret. keep this awesome person near!
guy: dude! did you see that girl?! she's gorgeous!
guy2: yea, she is such a Delene!
by gitksan16 June 15, 2011
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Delinquious

It was the most delinquious chess play in history.
by MxttTheLad August 7, 2019
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John Delaney

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!
Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019
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Adore Delano

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃
Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way
by Molly Noriega June 9, 2018
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