Delusion

Yankees twitter

“Yankees twitter thinks that they can give up Spencer jones for Tarik Skubal, talk about delusion”

by Tmill62493 November 21, 2025

Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.

Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."

by Joeybats August 16, 2010

delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

delusion-du-jour

Is the current or popular action or belief of an individual or group that is self-delusional or in denial.
An individual's personal ideation of an incorrect concept for today.
Something you are fooling yourself about right now.
An incorrect belief that is on the menu for today.

Sarah's latest boyfriend is her new delusion-du-jour, she is in denial of all of his faults.

by Reddeb February 20, 2011

delusion of trollism

Someone that thinks that they are the best at trolling people online and think they can wear that mantle with pride.

Weirdtown is a cesspit of individuals with an over inflated delusion of trollism, i reckon it will be a medical condition one day!

by elstud April 3, 2016

Delusion Slut

A person who is loose or a whore, though completely denies such claims. This can be a purely outward denial or a true delusion where they believe they in no way differ from most others in sexual partners. This can be a problem in many relationships, since today's early 20's harlot is tomorrows late 20's wife. Many a poor bastard has been trapped by these sluts and not known until it was too late. A good sign of this is when she has been caught trying to fuck everything that moves and her partner becomes protective, she will scream and shout that he thinks nothing of her and she can't believe it. These can be tricky, they will never understand why their partners are so suspicions all the time. High stress relationships are the norm. Usually, everyone who meets one will know right away she is loose. Give off a strong whore aura (see - haura ). We all know those girls, two seconds after meeting them, we know.

Delusion Slut "I can't believe you would call me a whore! Why do you always think I slept with every guy I meet? God, I'm not gonna sleep with anyone jerk. I am a grown ass woman and have more self respect than that!"

Poor Bastard "You blew a guy in the park because he walked up to you and your friends and asked which one of you girls was gonna suck his dick"

Delusion Slut "That was a long time ago, I've changed"

Poor Bastard "One of my kids isn't mine, I had to find out at work from the girls in the office. DNA test confirmed it. It killed a huge part of my soul"

Delusion Slut "God, you need to let things go"

Poor Bastard "I hate you, you don't even know your a damn whore. Your a delusion slut. I'm gonna define your whore ass and see if I feel better."

by Calopolus II August 1, 2011

Delusion of Awesomeness

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.

Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.

by Bloodchills November 2, 2009