Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"
by BabyBans June 6, 2018
Get the Delayed W mug.The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
by mogzubc October 21, 2009
Get the Facebook Delay mug.by RB17 April 23, 2017
Get the Wank Delay mug.Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by author July 16, 2006
Get the Tom Delay mug."What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."
by flat tired February 1, 2013
Get the Urban Delays mug.Slang: This species is only known to grow from an ancient line of "Whispering Del' Marra" bushes.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Whispering Del' Marra is specifically native to the hidden, beautiful mountain tucked woods within the hoods of Kamloops B.C, Canada.
'Noun" Description, a combination of wherever your brain settles after reading to the third.
1. A disfigured split or cracked, cloudy blueberry.
2. A fully grown strawberry, almost seedless with a dull yellow hue.
3. A raspberry with only three pods arranged to resemble a barrel matching the ammo, chode situation.
Get absolutely spanked in a game of crib. Look deep into the soul person who beat you and mutter quietly:
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
"You're a f***ing delmberry bud!"
Get cut off unnecessarily while driving and exclaim:
"What a delmberry, got picked early I'd bet."
Forget the lid when creating your morning smoothie. Splunk a smooth berry blasting early am kitchen explosion. ALSO EXPLODE WITH INTENT:
"I'M A CRACKED, BARREN, CHODEY, JUICED UP DELMBERRY!"
by Bhv'Delmberries December 5, 2021
Get the Delmberry mug.15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021
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