Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
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In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.
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