Dick-dehydration

when one is dehydrated from not having dick in their mouth, or their pussy is dehydrated

dick-dehydration is when you have no dick in your life; or it can mean that a males dick is all dry and crusty from to many sexual intercourse.

by babygirl😍💜 May 2, 2018

Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.

Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)

by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021

late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.

Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

by Craig Burns March 28, 2020

Chekov's Dehydration Gun

If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.

This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.

"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."

by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025