Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

defecating

a fancy word for pooping

i once got arrested for defecating in public

by __olivia February 19, 2019

self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."

"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"

by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010

Deflating

Used for when a very disappointing moment occurs.

In spots, video games... or anywhere really.

Oh man we lost the hockey game in overtime after being up by three goals in regulation.... that's deflating.

by Tyler McGee December 20, 2008

Defebating

The act of masturbating while defecating. A classier way to say poosturbating.

There's nothing more sad than a man crying while defebating.

by Defebator December 29, 2008

defagging

The act of going through one's apartment or living quarters and temporary removing any items that reveal the persons true sexual identity (being gay) before family members or visitors come to visit.

Well, my family is coming by next weekend. Steve is coming by to help me do some defagging. I hope we get everything.

by bigjohnboy November 9, 2011

Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.

Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.

by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010